The flagship of the collection. The one your sober friends ask about and your tech friends order before you finish explaining. Loving parody only. Real higher powers still get top billing.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

Outside the Claude story, inside the TSC story. Sobriety as the actual flex.

Wear to brunch. Wear to the wedding. Wear to the after-party you actually remember in the morning.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

The widest-appeal piece in the drop. If you have used Claude for more than twenty minutes, you already know. Wear it to therapy. Or do not.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

The 12-step phrase every founder has whispered to themselves at 1 a.m. Surrender, but make it productive. The shirt that quotes the manifesto. The piece that ties the whole collection together.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

The bottle for the people who carry their non-alcoholic life with them everywhere they go.

Copper vacuum insulation keeps your sparkling water cold for 24 hours and your morning coffee hot for 12. Take it to the gym. Take it to the wedding. Take it to the bar where everyone else is ordering rounds and you are not.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous collection.

The fine print

• Stainless steel with copper vacuum insulation
• Double-walled construction, BPA-free
• Keeps drinks cold for up to 24 hours, hot for up to 12 hours
• Screw-top lid prevents leaks in your bag
• Available in Black, Navy, Grey, Pebble Blue, Mint Green, White
• Hand wash recommended to preserve the print

Made on demand

Every bottle is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

WWJD parody for the prompt era. Three letters across the chest, an answer underneath. Conversation starter built in. Bring spare prompts.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

The tote for the woman who carries her laptop, her sparkling water, her therapy notes, and her unwillingness to quit Claude with her everywhere she goes.

Sturdy cotton canvas. The kind of tote that holds your real life, not the curated one.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous collection.

The fine print

• 100% organic cotton canvas
• Reinforced double handles for the heavy load days
• Spacious main compartment fits a 15-inch laptop, a 32 oz tumbler, and your inevitable book pile
• Sturdy enough to double as your gym bag, your beach bag, or your sober Sunday brunch bag
• Machine washable on cold, hang to dry

Made on demand

Every tote is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

The widest-appeal piece in the drop. If you have used Claude for more than twenty minutes, you already know. Wear it to therapy. Or do not.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

For the solopreneur who is technically not solo anymore. The truth no founder will admit on a panel, but every founder is living. Looks great on Zoom. Looks better at the coffee shop.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

The 20 oz vessel for everything you drink that is not a drink. NA cocktails. Iced coffee. Cucumber water. The thing the bartender hands you instead.

Double-wall insulated. Reusable straw included. Keeps cold drinks cold for 24 hours. The tee quotes the manifesto. The tumbler carries you through the day living it.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous collection.

The fine print

• 20 oz stainless steel, double-wall vacuum insulated
• BPA-free with included reusable straw and lid
• Keeps drinks cold for up to 24 hours
• Available in Black, Navy, Pink, Mint, White
• Fits in most standard cup holders
• Hand wash recommended to preserve the print

Made on demand

Every tumbler is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

Three letters across the side of your morning. Bring spare prompts.

The glossy black ceramic mug that asks the question every founder asks themselves before their first sip of coffee at 7 a.m. What Would Claude Do?

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous collection.

The fine print

• Premium ceramic with a glossy black finish
• Available in 11 oz (standard) and 15 oz (the founder's portion)
• Microwave safe
• Dishwasher safe on the top rack
• Color stays bold through repeated washes

Made on demand

Every mug is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING

Two truths, one shirt. The bridge piece between The Sober Curator and the AI tribe. For the AB superfans who live in both worlds and have stopped pretending otherwise.

Part of the Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Tee Drop collection.

The fine print

• Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Heads up: the fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under bright light. Plan accordingly.

Size guide

Made on demand

Every tee is printed the moment you order. That takes a few extra days to ship, but it means zero overproduction and zero waste in a landfill. Thoughtful purchasing matters. Thank you for being one of the thoughtful ones.

XOXO AB
#NODAYSOFF #ODAAT #SOBERNOTBORING